Trying to change my profile, so it doesn’t sound cheesy or slutty. Meet me half way! (Taken with instagram)

Lol fuck. #foreveralone (Taken with instagram)

So this is happening. Oh lord. (Taken with instagram)

crossfit4life:

know this series is played out, but Sh*t CrossFitters Say.

Susan: yeah, he even drew a picture of her.

Me: that’s some Titanic shit right there.

I am a hilarious mothafucka. (Taken with instagram)

One cat and vaginal thrush cream away from #foreveralone.

thecurlyhairproblems:

submitted by just-another-dream :)

#hispanicmomproblems

I realized now that I am no longer sad because of failed attempts at relationships, or being let down by men whom you’ve let into your soul.
I am sad at this moment because I am lonely and scared.
I am starting to question myself more then I should. And how some people are bat shit crazy and still manage to find someone.
I don’t have it in me to be hurt but i don’t have it in me overcome my fear.
I am at a breaking point where I am beyond exhausted validating other people’s life and relationships.

I need a break from it all and I am sure of this, it too shall pass….

thecurlyhairproblems:

submitted by Anonymous :)

This happened yesterday. Half of me wants to show someone how much is in there and how much hair I still have left on my head. The other half dry heaves.

When did I start pummeling my own heart?

I need a relationship, not a fling.

Keep things casual. Keep things casual. Keep things casual. Keep things casual.

and he’s only 24, so he doesn’t get it…

Shit just got real #primal #paleo #pulledpork (Taken with instagram)

Oh hey deadlift bruises, nice to see you. (Taken with instagram)