February 2009
17 posts
Always be open. You never know who you could fall...
(via havent-got-a-prayer)
January 2009
34 posts
Why is there condoms on the bed of the person who is sleeping by herself?
– Michelle, talking about me - 5th wheel Mariela.
I caught the Saved By the Bell episode where Jesse...
(via allthingsalishan)
Whenever I’m excited about something I always yell out “Imma about to go Jessie Spano on this biatch!”
Then I’ll sing “I’m So Excited…”
Roomate: So tonight we are doing Domino’s w. chicken and pineapples
Me:sounds...
It’s hard not to melt back into his arms for a few minutes of oblivion. I feel...
– Bonnie Linden, “What Is Offered” (via nightmarebrunette)
JERRY: Hey, you’ll never guess who I bumped into. This guy Clyde....
– Elaine - Seinfeld
Everyone wants to meet him, wants me to plan trips with him. Baby steps people - though I am getting tired of being the 5th wheel.
Being grown up can be overwhelming.
Marla’s philosophy of life, she told me, is that she can die at any moment. The...
– Fight Club (via asmallhope) (via 11-11am) (via joshawesome)
RESOLVED: The biggest mistake women make in dating...
juliaallison:
AFF or NEG?
This is a debate, people! GO!
I have vowed to never date a jobless guy ever...
justinesamantha:
it might sound shallow but I’m tired of being in a relationship where I’m always the one that has the funds. that is pathetic and I’m not talking about me.
Looking back at my dating “serious” relationships - only one boy has a legit job/profession. Assholes are just attracted to me or I’m attracted to just assholes - except this new boy. He works at a bank :O)
Date Update
I went on a date with bank boy, it went well. Except I went in for the goodbye hug and he nailed me with a goodbye kiss. Whoa, cocky aren’t we?
Plus he is a baby - 5 years younger then me. I have to sense out his maturity level to see where this can progress.
PATH Etiquette
Push the handicapped button for the door always, so the person behind you doesn’t get slammed in the face with a heavy door.
A stranger was seated next to a little black girl...
hotg0ssip:
neonsugar: kari-shma: urbanredneck: (via michaelmcgee)
Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.
– (via rememberthehuman) (via dylicious) (via britches) (via lhh) (via hotg0ssip)
sweating BALLS!
I asked the bank boy out…..
I have a lunch date on Wednesday :)!
Real women are confident. Know yourself, love yourself, put up with zero...
– Lindsay is just not that into you.: Real Women…
I have nothing but love for Lindsay.
YES!
(via katoleary)
(via dogganghappened)
No offense meant, but Baz Lurhman-ing a shitload of cliches and ending with a threat does not a revolutionary make.
There are two kinds of people in this world: the...
If a tree falls in the woods...
If a girl still gets hurt by someone she didn’t like that much anyways, nor was he someone I would bring home to meet the parental units - does she still hurt?
yes, only because I expect honesty and sincerity from people in my life regardless of the relationship you have or will have in the foreseeable future.
I'm new to the game....
I had a reason to go see my bank boy crush, a solid reason, one that didn’t make me look stalkerish.
I gave him a lead to ask me for my number - but he didn’t go for it! We had witty banter back and forth and while I was taking care of my banking needs with the teller next to him my peripheral vision caught him checking out my goodies.
So could he not be interested? Possible,...
I Lost A Follower And Gained One Welcome Mariela
(via chaz-the-basketcase)
Even Steven ;O)
Hey There.
Here's a confession.
havent-got-a-prayer:
I’m not religious; but at the end of each day, I say a prayer that tomorrow will be the day I fall in love.
I fall in love everyday, on the subway. By the time I get to my destination we have made sweet love, laughed, fucked, cooked, fought and then broken up.
Someone you haven’t even met yet is wondering what it’d be like to know someone...
– I Wrote This For You (via align) (via havent-got-a-prayer)
You ever walk behind someone walking so slow you have to hold yourself back from...
– Jim Gaffigan (via capriquarius) (via bitchville) (via hotg0ssip)