January 2011
21 posts
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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My Real Gym Crush
Remember when I said I date look-a-likes? My sister had mentioned that my gym crush has moved his work out hours to the morning and she sees him when she goes to spinning. I told her to ask him if he was dating someone, because I would totally nail him. Hard. And oh yeah, possibly pursue a meaningful relationship with him. Apparently - Brian, has a live in girlfriend. He was very flattered. ...
Jan 27th
The Gym Guy pt. Dos aka 3 Stage Clinger
Tuesday when I went to the gym, with my sister (thankfully) the Gym Guy beelined it to me while we were setting up a machine trying to chit chat. We all know I don’t like small talk. Ah-nnoying. I’m sorry you confused niceness with let’s bone. That’s not me….well not towards you anyways. You know what he said? “I haven’t seen you at the gym since last...
Jan 27th
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
The gym guy.
When I was training with Dawn she used to introduce me to the big guys in the free weights section. That’s how I met J, nice guy, a bit taller than me, very helpful when I had questions. My sister said he liked me, Dawn said he liked me, Rochelle said he like me. I don’t see it and I live by the rule - if a guy likes you, he’ll make it known. So I hadn’t seen J during...
Jan 25th
Jan 21st
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Jan 15th
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“Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish...”
– Anaïs Nin (via kari-shma)
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 11th
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“could you please remove my ”smile” that was sent to you.. because...”
–  from PUNJABINEWFIE on Lava True Story.
Jan 10th
“Sex is a much bigger part of what we want than most of us will admit.”
– Dolly Parton (via nightmarebrunette)
Jan 6th
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“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please...”
– Bill Cosby (via christinadoeslife)
Jan 5th
“Jaime: susan’s on the phone Mariela: I am going to kill every one...”
Jan 4th
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
gloriouseats: wbaw: dareto: 365to30: http://365to30.tumblr.com/ask http://dareto.tumblr.com/ask I might regret this. http://www.wbaw.tumblr.com/ask Okay…I shall see what happens :P http://gloriouseats.tumblr.com/ask  http://bloorlinegirl.tumblr.com/ask I’m so bored at work - I wiped down my desk with wipes.
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
6657.) That's the best revenge of all: happiness....
Jan 4th
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40 y/o from lavalife
Hey :). I’m canvassing why my photos are totally unattractive. I would be very sweet of you to reveal your thoughts. I’m on a bit of a schedule to determine how relatively competitive/attractive I am in this market, or not. Two hours later… Hi. You look honest. For what reasons would someone like you not reply to someone who looks like me? Details are welcome. I am...
Jan 3rd
ugh
To do douche with the fist pumping music. I am still recovering from the last two days - turn your shit down. Don’t let my 2011 start with a murder charge…
Jan 2nd